(For Immediate Release)
The Return of ASS Studios! @ Bowery Poetry Club 9/11. 9PM. 6 bux!
“The Most Underfunded Motion Picture Studio in History!”
Presents its Second Ever Screening
Bowery Poetry Club (308 Bowery, take ‘F’ to 2nd Avenue)
Sunday, September 11th, 2011 at 9pm
6 Bucks (Proceeds go to ASS’s next production: Satan’s Bitches!)
Also featuring Live Performances from Reverend Jen, The Fools and more!
Let’s face it: 9/11 is a sad f**king day, but ASS has one aim on that day: to turn the frowns of all New Yorkers upside down with some of the weirdest, most pants-pissingly hilarious underground cinema ever created. Begun by “It Elf” Reverend Jen and filmmaker Courtney Fathom Sell last month, ASS Studios (“Art Star Scene Studios”) has been churning out cinematic gems at a mind-boggling rate. This month we’ll be screening “Elf Workout”, a short, easy-to-follow workout led by Reverend Jen that will get you rock hard in no time! (Stars Stormy Leather, Faceboy and more, Directed by Courtney Fathom Sell.) “The Bitches of Bowery” a short girl-gang-themed romp through the Lower East Side, starring Rev. Jen, Faceboy and more! And there’s more! “Reverend Jen Junior’s Elegant Fashion Show” is a Chihuahua Fashion Show better than anything you’ll find at fashion week and “Art Star” is a rare glimpse inside the seedy world of the ASS Casting Couch as several borderline Art Star personalities vie for roles in upcoming productions. Finally, ASS tackles the subject of global warming as flamboyant ASS weather correspondent, Hugh Jassman, presents a how-to guide on evac pack preparation in the likely event of a Hurricane!
(DVD's will be available, as well as ASS memorabilia for auction and free grab bags for everyone in the audience!)